Real Americans voted for Tea Party hero Ted Cruz and sent him to Washington on a mission to embarrass those elitist Ivy Leaguers who are ruining the country.
The result: Tea Bagger Ted Cruz, please say hello to arrogant Princeton/Harvard Grad... Ted Cruz.
TeaPartyTed: "Ted."
Princeton/HarvardTed: "Ted."
TeaPartyTed: "Pussy."
Princeton/HarvardTed: "Moron."
Now, "TP" Ted, see if you can set "PH" Ted up to look like an idiot who doesn't understand the Senate rules.
Well done, Ted! I think you made Ted cry!
Update: As Steve Benen says: Instead, the Texan seems to have set a trap for himself, which he quickly fell into.